I've just eaten half a cucumber.  It was quite delicious, very good for me and not too filling so it won't spoil my dinner!
I even managed to get most of the plastic off.  Ooh, 'twas YUM! 

Yesterday My Mum made a delicious chocolate sponge with blackcurrant jam filling for Tom because he came second in a 20mile cross country race.  Today, she cut him a slice, popped it on a plate and moved her arm just a tiny bit.  I leapt like a salmon from the water and grabbed the yummy cake without her seeing.  Sadly, she noticed before I'd managed to eat it all, and she grabbed me - quite roughly I have to say - by my collar and put me outside.  Unfortunately, I dropped a bit of the cake on the way, and My Mum pulled me away from it and gave it to the chickens!  I was fuming!  Still, I managed to eat some of it and 'twas YUM!