I have recently been a very helpful hound;  I have taken to doing the washing up.  I use my powers of 'stealth' to take dirty bowls and pots out of the sink and then I wash them on the floor.  My Mum used to put dirty things in the sink to keep them out of my way but I've got round that, so now I'm free to wash up whenever I like.  My assistance is rarely appreciated but I don't mind as sometimes I find some tasty morsels . . . oooh, YUM! 

Today I drank some fruit tea.  It was called Raspberry Royale: raspberry and vanilla with a hint of rose.  My Mum had a cup of it in the garden, and I knocked it over so that I could get to it.  I enjoyed it so much that I even ate the teabag.  Why doesn't she do that?  'Twas YUM!

Today when My Mum came home from work she noticed some tomato stalks and a carton and wrapping on the kitchen floor.  She asked me who had eaten all the tomatoes, but I pleaded innocence. 

Don't tell anyone, but they were YUM!