I did another one!
Yesterday morning, I got a big telling off from Tom when he discovered that I'd helped myself to the new pot of butter.  It had just a scraping or two removed so it was almost like a new page, and very, very tempting.
I was put out in the garden, where I found more norties to do, and then I spent much of the rest of the day licking my buttery whiskers.  YUM!  

Today when My Mum went down the garden to put the hens away, I pretended to be sound asleep.  When she came back I was busy.  I'd managed to get the cake tin out of the sink and I was licking it clean.  It's a new recipe, but I can safely say that Mary Berry's spicy orange sponge is YUM!  

You know how important it is to make house guests feel welcome, and to treat them as part of the family?  Well, I've decided not to exclude Billy's lovely girlfriend when it comes to little indiscretions and norties.  The other day I managed to pinch the bit of bread she was planning to have with her soup, and the night before last I discovered a half eaten bar of Dairy Milk in her bag.  It wasn't half eaten for long!  They wrestled some wrapper off me and Billy managed to shake a little chocolate from my mouth. I got a very big telling off and my Mum apologised for my behaviour.  I do feel terribly misunderstood, but never mind, 'twas YUM!

Today I managed to squeeze in a little norty before breakfast.  I snuck into the front room, and found the biscuit jar which had been left by the side of the sofa.  I tipped it over, got off the lid and took a chocolate chip digestive.  Ooh, 'twas YUM!  I also wanted a Bourbon biscuit, but My Mum found me, told me off and sent me back to the kitchen.  She told me I didn't deserve my breakfast but decided her life wouldn't be worth living if I spent the day hungry so she relented.  A minor victory, I think you'll agree.   

On Saturday, a lady delivered a very pretty flower arrangement.  She told My Mum that it would need topping up with water and it would be best to do that in the kitchen in case it leaked.  My Mum did just that, and then pushed the arrangement to the back of the worktop out of harm's way.  She went upstairs for just a little while, but became aware of an unusual noise.  Unfortunately for me, she discovered me munching through one of the roses.  She wasn't very pleased and I got a telling off.  Never mind . . . 'twas YUM!

The other day I found something gorgeous on My Mum's garden chair.  It was pink and inviting and smelt a bit chemically, but apparently it was a toe separator and was not for me to eat.  Never mind 'twas rubbery! 

Today I ate a wooden spoon.  I've been very good about wooden spoons lately, but Billy had been using this one for cooking and it tasted lovely so I just had to have a crunch on it.  My Mum was cross!  Never mind . . . 'twas YUM!